February 2012
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding...
laughingstation:
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
normal people: wtf these korean guys look gay
me: omg oppa you're so hot and flawless you're an angel sent from above oh my god how can you be so perfect you are the definition of beauty do you know how much a cry of you being so amazing and perfect let's just save water and shower together okay
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I am Buddhist. My family is Buddhist.
dianabaabe:
I am not Christian or Catholic. I do not believe in God or Jesus Christ. I am not saying Buddha is better. But what I am saying, there is always posts about loving God etc, but never Buddha. So I’m just making this post to give the recognition to the Buddhist people on Tumblr.
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Losing someone important to you..
traceeynguyen:
It hurts. Right down to your stomach. That uncomfortable feeling, when you know you’re slowly drifting away from them. You’ll miss them, hopefully they think about you like you always thought about them. Till you’re just a faded memory. Then you suddenly disappear out of their lives. It hurts.